Comment transformer Bing, le moteur de recherche de Microsoft en site de video porno

Et le pire, c'est que ce n'est pas l'oeuvre d'un pirate. C'est cautionne par Microsoft qui, en parallele, ferme a tour de main des espaces perso Windows Live ou Skydrives dont le crime de leur proprietaire est de poster du Luis Royo, des photos de calendrier des dieux du stade ou de leur bebe dans le bain. Cherchez l'erreur...

I've just come across this article - and was utterly schocked. I've just three things to say to this Samantha :
1) not all French hubbies are macho pigs who date only slim women and are always ready for a threesome (in other words, they're not all like like your pascal). Shall I introduce you to my Dad who's had a plump wife for 30 years and never looked at other women ?
2) not all French women are happy smiley homemakers who cook perfect meals. In my home, we never complained about eating pasta every other day. Oh ! And women do have a drink at the apero - at least, in my home.
3) Sam - be a woman and divorce that macho pig you call your husband instead of spilling your frustration in a national newspaper.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1185155/Never-moan-ze-mistress-How-survive-French-wife.html

(Et pour mes compatriotes : http://www.lepost.fr/article/2009/05/21/1545044_vu-d-angleterre-la-femme-francaise-est-une-potiche-soumise-mais-parfaite.html#xtor=AL-235 - j'ai aussi mis le lien sur Facebook)

Notre Mylène nationale n'aura jamais fini de provoquer : après les clips, le merchandising !

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I took this test as I was questioning my career objective - particularly, which one I was best suited for. I don't really like to label myself, but that Jung type is well and definitely me.

Stolen from fyredrake 's DA Journal (who stole it from someone else... well, that's how memes work ^^; ). X-posted on my DA Journal.


1.YOUR REAL NAME:
Mina Manzini

2.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (father and mothers middle names)
Suzanne Lucien (Right..)

3.NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's mum, father's mum)
Julia Yvonne ( Sorry for the stupid question, but what the hell is Nascar ???)

4.STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Manmi (why not ?)

5.DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Blue Wolf (or Blue Cat)

6.SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, town where you were born)
Julia Chaumont

7.SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Black Coffee ! Merciless fighter of the big sleep !! Mwahahahahaha !!! XD

8.FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Mini ^^ (Since when flies have a name ??? o_O)

9.ROCK STAR NAME: (current pets name, current street name)
Cassidy Fairman XD

10. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Ponette des Hauts Vergers !!!!!!!!!!  XD

11.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
Minizzle (sounds like a Pez-sort-of-a-sweets name XD)

12.YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name)
Inju ????

13.YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Cassidy ? Black Ponette ? XD

14. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume, fav candy)
White Musk Ritter Sport !!!!!! XD

15. FAKE ID NAME: (Last name of a male friend, Last name of a female friend)
Douence Varrot o_O

A) People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blog and replace any question that they dislike with a new, original question.
B) Tag eight people. Don't refuse to do that. Don't tag who tagged you.

1. Make a list of 5 things you can see without getting up:
- The TV set
- A bottle of water
- A plate with fruits on it
- Two remote controls
- My keyholder

2. How do you style your hair?
Inever style my hair

3. What are you wearing now?
Criminal Damage grey jeans, a black sweater and an orange "Clockwork Orange" top on it - and also blue socks.

4. What's your occupation?
2nd year Interactive Media HND student at Northwest Regional College (AKA The Tech), Derry, Northern Ireland. Part time zombie Windows Live Customer Care agent.

5. Do you nap a lot?
Never - actually, I do my best not to.

6. Who was the last person you hugged?
My meditation instructor - we always greet each other that way.

7. What's your current fandom/obsession/addiction?
I'm a fan of  a lot of bands, but not an active one (I mean, I'm not a member of a fan-club or online community or the likes). I'm addicted to coffee, chocolate and ice-creams.

8. What was the last thing you ate today?
A tangerine from the fruit plate I mentionned in question 1.

9. What was the last text message you received?
One from my Mum who asked when she can call me.

10. What websites do you always visit when you go online?
Yahoo! France
Googlemail
LiveJournal
DeviantArt
Wordreference
Employment sites like Monster as I'm looking for a new job for after my studies

11. What was the last thing you bought?
My lunch at Cafe Boho

12. What are you listening to right now?
Bob Dylan - Blowin' in the wind (playing in a TV commercial for the Co-Operative)

13. What do you think about before you go to bed at night?
Nothing - I just try to clear my head

14. What is your favourite food ?
Bibinpap - something like a Korean risotto

15. What is your favorite weather, and why?
Snow - It's so beautiful. I love thunderstorms too.

16. If you could play any musical instrument, which one would you play?
The drums or the electric guitar

17. How are you?
At the moment, tired and yet hyperactive

18. What's something you'd like to say to someone right now?
Nothing to no one in particular - people are either sleeping or partying and I'm supposed to be sleeping now.

19. Say something about the person who tagged you
I don't really know that guy but I hope we'll have the opportunity to meet. I'd love to hear from his travels round a cup of Japanese tea and try his culinary experiments :)

Are now tagged: kerydwenn , silmelin , blue_aardvark , tinytadpole , morningapproach , elvenmoon , maikichelorrain , chemicalchaos03 

I was wondering on my DA journal if I shall have a Facebook. I decided not to have one and don't regret it. My blogs are enough and I'm glad that now I spend more time with people face-to-face than via a computer screen.

A psychologist is urging people to get off Facebook and other social networking sites, and get a life instead. (Yahoo! UK and Ireland News)
 

( In the case the link doesn't work... )

 

 

A cute and funny page about the goths and all their sub-types. I knew there were many of them but not THAT many.

http://www.blackwat erfall.com/ viewall.php

If you ask me, I'll describe myself as a geek goth but I would also fit into the corp (yes, I can wear studs, eyeliner and a military jacket with safety pins and chains, and still be dead serious about any kind of business) , hippie (yep, I'm very into the candle-incense-crystal-meditation thing), perky (I love all things cute ^^) and even emo (for the musical taste mostly, but aye - I'm very very very moody and be dramatic about it).

Enough procrastinating - let's finish and print that assignment.

(X-posté sur La vie, l'Irlande et tout le reste)

Eh oui ! C’est mon premier Noël que je ne passe pas en France avec la famille - j’ai épuisé tous mes congés payés cet été. Et aussi le premier où je travaille - parce que j’ai accepté de faire des heures supp’, histoire de mettre du beurre dans les épinards. Ca fait un peu bizarre.

Je me suis quand même fait un petit cadeau la veille du Réveillon en allant voir Fighting With Wire au Nerve Centre (voir le billet du 30 juillet consacré à cet excellent groupe derrien) . Le concert le moins cher auquel j’ai assisté (£6) mais ça valait bien plus que ça. Les groupes de première partie - Here Comes The Landed Gentry et General Fiasco - étaient tout aussi géniaux - ils sont vraiment doués, ces Nord-Irlandais ! L’atmosphère était électrique pendant les deux heures du concert, surtout à la fin quand le public a commencé à envahir la scène. J’ai essayé de prendre des photos et même des vidéos mais elles sont pas super et le son est saturé. Tant pis
Et juste pour le plaisir, je vous remets une petite dose de Fighting With Wire avec leur nouveau single All For Nothing :


Après le boulot hier soir, je suis allée retrouver mon groupe de méditation pour une petite session qui m’a bien rafraîchie après une journée stressante, puis je me suis fait mon petit réveillon en solitaire avec des snacks japonais (beignets de crevette, tempuras…), une petite salade et du riz basmati, une glace Ben & Jerry’s, un verre de crème de wkiskey on the rocks et un marathon Friends sur E4.
J’étais censée travailler aussi ce matin mais il n’y avait pas beaucoup d’e-mails et le boss m’a autorisée à finir plus tôt, donc j’en profite pour remettre à jour ce blog avant d’envoyer quelques autres cartes de voeux et travailler sur mes devoirs.
Je n’ai pas grand chose à ajouter sur Noël en Irlande du Nord, mis à part le fait que les Christmas shops ouvrent de plus en plus tôt (cette année, ils étaient déjà ouverts avant Halloween !). Pareil pour les décorations et les denrées qui envahissent déjà les rayons des supermarchés à la mi-octobre.

Aussi, je ne vous ai pas parlé des cartes de voeux. Au Royaume-Uni, il y a des magasins entièrement consacrés aux greeting cards et le choix de cartes d’anniversaire, de félicitation, de bon rétablissement, de Noël et Bonne année, etc est infini. Ils vont même plus loin en créant des cartes pour des occasions spéciales - par exemple, Noël dans la nouvelle maison ou anniversaire en retard - ou des cartes adressées à des gens en particulier (le père, la mère, le petit ami, l’épouse, et ça va même jusqu’aux beaux-parents, aux cousins et aux voisins). Il y a tellement de ces cartes spécifiques que trouver une carte avec seulement Merry Christmas ou Best Wishes écrit dessus (au lieu de Merry Christmas to a wonderful sister-in-law et je ne sais quoi encore) revenait à trouver une aiguille dans une botte de foin T_T

Pour finir, je voudrais remercier tous ceux qui m’ont envoyé des cartes et même des cadeaux. Je tâcherai de me rattraper de mon côté.
J’espère que vous avez tous passé un bon réveillon et je vous envoie également tous mes meilleurs voeux pour l’année 2009 - si je ne remets pas à jour d’ici là.

Imaginez que vous vous réveillez un matin complètement dépouillé de vos vêtements. Vous n'avez même plus de vêtements - on vous a tout retiré. Vous êtes tout nu.
La télévision de votre salon est allumée et vous ne pouvez plus l'éteindre. Idem pour la radio. Dans votre boîte aux lettres, vous trouvez des journaux et des magazines auxquels vous ne vous rappelez vous être abonné. Il y a aussi des invitations à des événements qui ne vous intéressent pas et même des messages qui ne vous sont pas adressés.
Vous réalisez ensuite que vous ne pouvez plus fermer vos portes à clé et que les serrures ne marchent plus aussi bien. Il n'y a plus de rideaux à vos fenêtres. D'ailleurs, les murs de votre maison sont fins - et même transparents. Vous pouvez voir tout ce qui se passe à l'extérieur. Vous pouvez entendre tout ce que votre famille et vos voisins racontent et il n'y pas moyen que vous y échappez.
Par ailleurs, vos voisins ont des maisons semblables et vous pouvez voir ce qui se passe chez eux. Et ils peuvent voir ce qui se passe chez vous. Même ce que vous ne voulez pas voir ou ce que vous ne voulez pas montrer. Et ce que vous le voulez ou non. D'ailleurs, vous n'avez rien vu venir.

( Mais où veux-je donc en venir ?? )

Speaking of German music, here's what happens when you have a dtH relapse :

Eisgekuehlte Bommerlunder
Bommerlunder eisgekuehlt
Eisgekuehlte Bommerlunder
Bommerlunder eisgekuehlt
Und dazu ein belegtes Brot mit Schinken (Schinken)
Ein belegtes Brot mit Ei (Ei)
Das macht zwei belegte Brote
Eins mit Schinken und eins mit Ei
und dazu eisgekuehlte Bommerlunder... (and so on, and so on...)

I'm currently obsessed with Strom, the new single of die toten Hosen. Still alive and kicking after 27 years, the old german geezers ! And Strom is no doubt one of the best songs they've ever made - I can't help foot tapping every time I hear it ! It means "electricity" or "power", which can explain what happens in the video.
So I just wanna share the love. Enjoy ! :)

Allez, moi aussi j'ai envie de traumatiser mon monde - avec cette petite vidéo que j'ai piquée du LJ de snorkey . J'en suis encore sous le choc, là.

C'est basé sur Boobah, une émission britannique pour les enfants âgés de 3 à 6 ans (si si !!) sur ITV. J'avoue que j'avais pris le clip au sérieux au départ mais c'est en fait un bête remix du générique de l'émission (je n'avais pas vu le "Made by Zonke" à la fin ^^; ) - heureusement !!! Je ferais mieux d'aller au lit là...


Et le trip continue sur The Boobah Zone (j'avais déjà mis le lien dans le billet du 5/10). Enjoy !

I was looking for examples of good sites and bad sites for a college assignment and in my research, I found these... erm... well... UFOs? Pieces of artsy-fartsy shit? Time wasters?

Seriously, what the hell were the designers thinking? (Or rather : what the hell did they smoke? XD) Kudos if you find your way through them or can make sense of them !

http://www.daxo.de/
http://www.stupidfunclub.com/
http://www.screenvader.com/root.html
http://www.snarg.net/

(Sites found on http://www.webpagesthatsuck.com/)

Hell of a way to end the evening. I won't be surprised if I get some weird dreams...


EDIT 24/10/08: I'm adding "The Zone" to the list : http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html (Thank you snorkey  !)

On my second year of Talkin' like a pirate ! Sorry me hearties, but I coudn't resist the call of the sea ! Godspeed !

"Avast me mates ! Good news ahead ! Seems like I'm gonna get me a placement smartly - aye aye ! I had an appointment today at t' Language School and t' HR beauty told me she needed some hands t' work on t' school's website - like updatin' pages, addin' content and pics, uploadin' videos n' other stuff... We had a wee talk then t' HR beauty told me t' contact her next friday and she'll give me a list o' tasks t' do for a placement. In other words, she'd like me to go aboard the ship. Yo-ho-ho ! Someone's gonna splice the mainbrace tonight :D

There's a wee glitch though : t' HR beauty wants t' work to be done real handsomely - she means, before december and the captain told us t' work experiences have t' start after New Year's Day. I have sent a message t' the captain t' let him know and ask him if it's possible for t' placement be done more smartly as scheduled. Arrrr! it'd be real a shame t' let that handsome ship go ! Let's keep them fingers crossed..

In t' meantime, I go see what's crawled out of the bung hole, swab the bedroom then aft t' t' serious stuff - swag some "aesthically-driven pieces of advertising" off the net and then have an early night. No, no grog after all - I need some sleep...

( Don't get it ? Here's the landlubber version. )

OK, just a wee post to inform you that I have currently issues with my Internet connection at home - I am typing this post from the office.

Actually, I am able to log in to the network but I get an error message (something like "Server not found") whenever I start the browser and this happens whether I use Firefox or Internet Explorer. After restarting the laptop several times and fiddling with the modem and the router, I still get the same result.

This is all the more worrying becayse I get the same issue with my other laptop (the one I'm borrowing from college) and also when I plug the Ethernet cable to either laptop.

Need I mention it is really annoying ? Plus, I have no friggin' clue of what might  have caused that.

I'll try again this week-end and check with my roomies to see if they are experiencing that too. Otherwise, I'll have to call technical support - and post here from college.

I know, I write a lot about emo in my LJ, even though I don't listen that much of that music (and no, I don't count MCR as emo) but what preoccupies me about this article, is the fact that a whole musical and cultural trend has been made illegal by a European government !

The fact that people blame music as a cause of ill-being or depression or suicide is something that really grinds my gears but this law is really the summit of human stupidity ! Frankly, I don't see how tattoos and piercings have to do with alcoholism and pornography ! And since when does Halloween inspire agression ? (We're not talking about the horror movie, of course !)

Aye aye ! Welcome back to the fifties, to the jolly good times where rock'n'roll was deemed as the devil's work... What's it going to be next ? *exasperated sigh*

Russia may ban Halloween, emo and punk

Emo to be made illegal in Russia?

Switching to MCR-fan mode again to express myself about the new Daily Mail attack on My Chemical Romance. *exasperated sigh*  Those guys will never learn !!

For those who don't know - the (ultra-conservative) British tabloid The Daily Mail has blamed My Chemical Romance and emo bands for the suicide of a 13-year old girl. Hannah Bond (that's her name) was obsessed with emo, which the paper calls a  "suicide cult". You can read the whole story here : http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-564611/Girl-13-hangs-obsessed-Emo-suicide-cult-rock-band.html

It's not the first time the Daily Mail attacks this band and I'm enraged to see my favourite band pointed as scapegoat for teenage violence or suicide once again. They were already blamed for inspiring the VA Tech killer to run amok last year and I wrote an entry about it, which you can read here, shortly after that.

I'm sorry I don't post much either - I have hardly the time as most lecturers want assignments completed for next week. With that, plus the application for financial support for next week, appointments at the dentist's and the GP's, an interview with a manager for a rescheduling of my working hours (which I didn't get >:( Grrrrr...), plus all the hassle for booking another flight before prices increase, this week is madness !! Someone get me out of here...

Enough with the small talk. I have a question for an assignment in Computing Fundamentals, which I'm stuck on. The lecturer wants us to critically evaluate the two major Operating Systems - Windows and Mac OS.
About Windows, I can say that its biggest advantage is its compatibility with most applications and file formats on the market - thanks to Billy, who actually hardly gives us a choice when getting a PC. The mouse right click is a good idea too - most Apple Macs I use don't have it and it's a real pain in the neck.
That Windows tend to crash more than Mac, it's not a relevant point - it's got much more to do with the machine itself. If you clean, scan and defrag your drive regularly, then your machine won't crash.
About safety, I have read mixed critics about it. Windows XP is safe for sure. I heard Vista was too but I never used Vista, so I can't check. I use a Mac only a couple of times a week and said Mac is linked to the college's network.
About Mac, everyone says it's ideal if you're into multimedia - film editing, making music, graphic design, etc... I have used only Logic Express on Mac. I use Photoshop on Windows but I never tried it on a Mac, so I can't compare.

The lecturer told me that it's my opinion that matters most. I say Windows XP is good, but only because it's the only OS I use on a regular basis - both my laptops run it.

So, what good or bad things about Windows and Mac OS am I possibly missing, or overlooking ?

Thanks in advance for your help.

(Kery et Silmy, vous pouvez repondre en francais si vous voulez. J'ai ecrit en anglais pour essayer d'atteindre un grand nombre de bloggeurs).